scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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facetiousesquire:

theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

dude you just rhymed

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catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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chubbymuffin:

ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

chubbymuffin:

ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

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pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

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This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it’s the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro-cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover. 

This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it’s the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro-cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover. 

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cryofthemorrigan:

leupagus:

ave-atque-vale:

syedaaj:

jawdust:

where is this guy’s blockbuster movie

Wow mind-blown

Source.

WOAH. The article is amazing - this guy really was incredible.

I have a new hero.

cryofthemorrigan:

leupagus:

ave-atque-vale:

syedaaj:

jawdust:

where is this guy’s blockbuster movie

Wow mind-blown

Source.

WOAH. The article is amazing - this guy really was incredible.

I have a new hero.

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jtotheizzoe:

The chemical formulas of various substances used to mimic plant-based aromas and flavors. 

Tastes like science.

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pgbgdtcm:

Age 104 year old man and his age 100 wife, they are poor. They have been married for 81 years and they never got to take a picture together on their wedding day. So when she finally tried on the wedding dress, he was so happy to hug her, and told her how beautiful she was.

pgbgdtcm:

Age 104 year old man and his age 100 wife, they are poor. They have been married for 81 years and they never got to take a picture together on their wedding day. So when she finally tried on the wedding dress, he was so happy to hug her, and told her how beautiful she was.

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theamericankid:

Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself 

> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war. 
> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.

theamericankid:

Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself

> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war.

> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.

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